Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.
If you won this week, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.
Make up numbers to help make rich white men richer
If it fits
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory
Helping people who can’t do stuff, do stuff
Selling pornography under the guise of literature
Underwater ceramic technician (dishwasher)
Mortician: I molest corpses and dress them up
These two teams knew enough about snooker players and the cast of Mighty Ducks to win hundreds of dollars worth of sweet jackpot cash.
You were pretty blunt about what you do for a living.
Performing double entry services for payment (accountant)
I guess when you die (actuary)
Blankly looking at spreadsheets figuring out how to fit Bagpuss into a trivia team name
Playing with yeast
I get paid to tell people they’re wrong – Lawyer
I try to find things that don’t exist
Shaving bitch’s buttholes (dog groomer)
I look at runny poo
I try not to electrocute myself
Steal people’s money and give them dead birds
I make pretty pictures and tell likes for a living – Marketing
I get paid to draw pretty pictures of buildings that rarely get built
I hope people’s doctors try to kill them – Medical malpractice lawyer
We serve bread and wine for breakfast
Instead of answering “Christopher Reeve”, answering “that quadriplegic horse guy.”
Instead of answering Destiny’s Child, answering “Beyonce and those two other chicks.”
Instead of answering Lori Petty, answering “that crazy blond from Orange is the New Black.”
Instead of answering Jon Lovitz, answering “the chubby Jewish guy from Saturday Night Live who also had a guest role on Friends.”
HALL OF SHAME MOMENTS
An Indian guy arguing that India is not part of Asia.
The lawyer who didn’t know what “de facto” meant.
Trying to bribe one of our hosts with an Oporto voucher.
See you next week for more iQ Trivia.