This week in iQ Trivia – 4 March 2017

Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.

WINNERS

If you won this week, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.

Nobody can get sauce out of the bottle like Trump (shown here celebrating after winning on a question about Starbucks.)

3 wise monkeys trivia

walt & burley trivia

Nobody knows bankruptcy like Donald Trump

occidental trivia

Nobody Bags Puss like Donald Trump

oxford trivia

I’m the least racist person ever. (Actual quote)

orient trivia

Trump: Good at being a troll doll

JACKPOTS

These guys won $65 by knowing that India detonated its first nuclear weapon in 1974.

jackpot trivia

That’s 3,300 Rupees.

TEAM NAMES

Not sure if we’re going to get some angry tweets from the White House over these.

Biggest trivia win since Ronald Reagan

Nobody “knows” Ivanka better than Donald

Nobody tweets like Trump

Nobody grabs them by the pussy like Trump

Nobody does watersports better than me

Read my book, “Art of the Squeal.” Nobody squeals like me, not even pigs. Believe me

Nobody, nobody is more humble than Donald Trump. Donald Trump is so humble he never refers to himself in the third person

Nobody holds baby’s tiny hands like I do

No one is better than me at using the First Amendment

Nobody’s better at tax returns than me

Nobody know alternative facts better than we do

Trump is better at fistplay than anyone else

Nobody is better at spray tanning than I am

No one inherits money better than me

TRIVIART

Active Chicken

active chicken trivia

Explosive Calcutta

explosive calcutta trivia

Hairy Beer

hairy beer trivia

Flamboyant Kermit

flamboyant kermit trivia

Jewish Buttplug

jewish buttplug trivia

Scintillating Beard

scintillating beard trivia

PROUD MOMENTS

The native Kannada speaker from southern India, who finally turned his first language into free beer.

The “Technically Correct” award this week goes to the guy who pointed out that because a crossbow was used, Tywin Lannister was killed by a bolt and not an arrow.

The team who turned up at halftime, and still managed to take home the prize for coming in second last.

HALL OF SHAME MOMENTS

A guy who couldn’t remember the name of the antagonist in Beowulf saying “Dammit! What’s the point of taking studying literature if I can’t remember this?”

The team who insisted on one question being asked four times, leading our host to publicly declare that the next person who asked for it to be read out would get punched in the face. Nobody asked again.

The team that tried to abuse the gambler’s question by gambling NEGATIVE five points. (Nope. It doesn’t work that way.)

The team that was in the middle of the room flagrantly googling answers. If you’re going to cheat, at least pop into the toilets to use your phone.

Five people charging up to out host on a bonus question, only to find out that JFK was NOT the first person murdered live on television.

See you next week for more iQ Trivia.

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