Monthly Archives: April 2019

Team Name Bonus Point – Week of 28 April 2019

This week we’re going to find out more about you.

For your team name, we want you to tell us the most out of character thing you’ve ever done.

I was a quiet child who snapped and beat up my bully when I was 8.

I was nice to a stranger once for no reason.

I’m hard as nails, and I cried my eyes out watching Titanic.

Anything that is totally out of character for you will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

This Week in iQ Trivia – 27 April 2019

If you won, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.

JACKPOTS

This jackpot just seems to keep going off.

TEAM NAMES

You made a lot of petty complaints.

There are too many Japanese people in Japan.

The sumo wrestlers weren’t fat enough.

I went to Notre Dame and couldn’t see a thing.

None of the dinosaurs were alive.

Uluru. Red dirt everywhere, too many flies.

They wouldn’t let me into Cockington Green with my Godzilla costume.

I went to Bikini Bottom and got Krabs.

Sand in Hawaii.

Came to the famous Occidental Hotel and got our arse handed to us by Team Bagpuss.

Shibuya Crossing was too busy. P.S. I was late for my train and it didn’t wait.

Our hotel room had a king sized bed, and now I’m pregnant.

We visited Prada. There was nothing under $20. One star.

Went to the Heineken Brewery. All they served was beer.

Went to the Acropolis. It was in ruins.

The Louvre has too many paintings.

TriviArt

Hairy Bear

Selective Mussolini

Informative Starfish Beer

Fat Floss

INTERESTING MOMENTS

We consulted one of the Thai speaking members of the kitchen staff to be sure we didn’t accidentally mispronounce the name of a Thai Prime Minister.

The tallest building in Dubai is “The Big Burj” if one team is to be believed.

Literally every team was holding up their arms in the air, awkwardly trying to figure out whether a basketball hoop or a volleyball net was higher.

A few unimpressive attempts at sketching the Street’s Ice Cream logo wound up making it look remarkably like a pile of dog turds.

When we asked for the most common word ending in ZZ, one player kept insisting on “jizz”, saying it dozens of times. We had to point out that we repeatedly saying the word wouldn’t shift our numbers.

Someone else asked for clarification when we asked about the west coast of Canada, wanting to be sure that when we said the west coast we meant the one one the west side of the country rather than the east.

And one of our favourite things is seeing teams talk themselves out of correct answers. In that spirit, one of our teams got the right answer to a jackpot question, and then opted for something else.

See you next week.

Interesting Question of the Day – 24 April 2019

Peter the Piemaker is having people over and knows there will either be 7 or 8 people in attendance.

What is the fewest number of slices he needs to make sure everyone gets an equal amount of pie, regardless of whether there is 7 or 8 people there?

(The slices DON’T need to be the same size, as long as everyone gets the same amount of pie.)

The first new player to comment on the website with the correct answer wins a free drink at their next iQ Trivia show.

Team Name Bonus Point – Week of 21 April 2019

With a short week and a lot of people on holidays, we are using tourism as the basis of our team name theme.

We came across this compilation of petty one star reviews of tourist sites.

If your team name is a petty complaint about a tourist attraction, you will get a bonus point.

There were too many Chinese people in China.

The mountains were too high. Why do they have to be uphill?

I bought a Rolex for $10 and it turned out to be fake.

Anything that is unreasonably harsh and frivolous will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

This Week in iQ Trivia – 20 April 2019

Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.

WINNERS

If you won, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.

JACKPOTS

Winning other people’s money by knowing about British royalty is better than winning the quiz.

TEAM NAMES

Not good deed goes unpunished, as your team names indicated.

I offered to remodel Notre Dame cathedral and accidentally burned it down.

Helped a friend move a sofa and put my back out.

Homeless man refuses tea, prefers coffee.

Gave money to a man who wasn’t homeless.

Offering to help on a project and the whole thing gets handed over to you.

Fed a duck bread and it drowned.

Tried to remove a virus from my dad’s laptop. It was porn.

I set up my friend’s wi-fi, now I have to do it every weekend.

Introduced cane toads to Australia.

I thought she needed mouth to mouth.

Team Bagpuss turns up to trivia every week and Bill still does the stupid f*cking music round.

Deafened by a friend we surprised with concert tickets.

Opened a door for an old lady and she slams it back in your face.

I helped an old lady cross the road & got hit by a car.

Loaned a friend a car and got it back with an empty tank.

We changed our trivia night for people who didn’t turn up.

When you give your friend a bite of your sandwich and they die of anaphylaxis.

Greeted a Korean woman by saying ni hao and they called me a racist.

TriviArt

Sexy Scotland

Floppy Popsicle

Fluffy Dave

Stiff Jesus

Squirmy Glasses

Squirmy Glasses

Mysterious Flamingo

INTERESTING MOMENTS

We had a number of team dancing to our music questions, one more than one occasion, at more than one quiz.

A team made up entirely of Swedish people were the first to get a bonus question about Ian Thorpe & Glenn McGrath. Swedes knew more about Australian sporting heroes than Australians. (Either that or they got lucky.)

We asked a question on AFL clubs, and one team objected on the grounds that they had never heard of the AFL.

After getting a bonus question on French literature, one player shouted “EXISTENTIALISM! POW! POW! POW!” We are pretty sure that exact combination of words has never been said in the history of mankind.

See you next week.