Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.

WINNERS

If you won, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.

JACKPOT

Winning other people’s money put a smile on their faces.

TEAM NAMES

We’re pretty sure none of these pick up lines would work.

I see you ordered the pasta. Can I interest you in something equally pale, floppy, and disappointing?

My Wallet May Not Be Fat But I Sure Am.

I’m like a Rubik’s cube. Hard to figure out and you’ll give up on me quickly.

You remind me of my hairline. I want to hang on to you for as long as possible.

My mum can’t wait to make you breakfast in the morning.

I put the STD in stud. All I need is U.

I’m a four, but a lot of blokes here are twos so you could do worse.

If you like punctuality I’m your man. I’m always early.

Hey girl, you may already know me. They call me the fastest man in the west.

I hope you like winners, because I always come first.

I’m falling for you because I’m clumsy.

Do you like things on a massive scale? Great! Because I’m a massive disappointment.

Are you my mum, because I’m going to disappoint you.

I pooped my pants. Can I get in yours?

Roses are red, violets are blue. I don’t have any money, I’m hoping you do.

You’re about to have the best two minutes of your life.

Got the nickname skidmarks despite not owning a car.

At least you know I’ll never cheat.

I’m 6 feet 2 inches. That’s two measurements.

Are you a dog person, because I’m a bitch.

Are you my shower, because I want to cry inside you.

Is it hot in here or do I have COVID?

What I lack in charm, I make up for in body odor.

I’ll buy you dinner. Just needs to be less than my dine & discover vouchers.

If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put U and I together, with a T in the middle because I have a urinary tract infection.

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F*cked Hairy Apple

Boisterous Lawnmower

Curly Beach

Succulent Dildo

Disco

Pretty Tony Abbott

Splendid Rainbow

Lincoln Ballet Shoes

Classic Bondi

Shakespearean Australian Prime Minister

INTERESTING MOMENTS

A bonus question had the answer of 33% of Australians who had consumed no alcohol in the previous four weeks. One player was about to guess 33%, but as she did a team mate told her that was stupid and nowhere near correct. We insisted he apologise to her immediately. And he did, immediately.

We asked a question about how many calories there were in an average human body, and some of you showed a frankly disturbing amount of knowledge about how long you can live on human flesh.

Apparently the second highest weight class in boxing isn’t cruiserweight, but chonkyweight.

Who is the father of actress Rashida Jones? Indiana Jones, according to one team.

Of course, Rashida Jones featured in the TV series Parks and Recreation, which was set in… Indiana.

See you next week.

Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.

WINNERS

If you won, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.

JACKPOT

Knowing about German soccer clubs and Australian actors is an odd combination, but it paid off.

TEAM NAMES

Most of you got a bit passive aggressive.

You’re pretty smart for a last place team.

How did you get such a hot girlfriend?

You’re funny for a chick.

I can see you worked really hard on that.

Most people your age can’t pull that off.

You’re kind of hot for a fat chick.

That’s a brave choice.

My little sister is a big fan of yours.

You have a face for radio.

Do YOU like your haircut?

You’d do great in an outback beauty contest.

I really like your dress but I think I’m too skinny to wear something like that.

You drive well for a woman.

You look great. I didn’t recognise you.

That’s as smooth as a vaccine rollout

You did better than I thought you would.

I just love how you don’t care what people think about you.

You’re the hottest girl on the street… depending on the street.

You look great for your age.

It’s a nice starter home.

Congratulations. I didn’t think trivia host was a career.

Team Bagpuss thinks Bill is a c*nt. What does passive man?

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Damp Napoleon

Grey Stocking

Prestigious Cloud

Juicy Salsa

Embarrassing Crimes

Belligerent Avocado

INTERESTING MOMENTS

We were set the task of finishing trivia in time for State of Origin kickoff at one of our shows, and we finished in 1:25 with 15 minutes to spare.

Four teams got the first jackpot question, three of them spelled it right, then two of those three got the second, but neither of those two got the third. (Maybe we need to make them tougher.)

On a one guess only bonus question, one team got the right answer right away, showed us, and immediately said “oh not that’s not it” before changing their answer. 20 seconds later, someone else cracked it. Yes, we have no qualms about letting you talk yourselves out of a right answer.

See you next week.