You’ve likely seen the footage of “Bunnings Karen” complaining that her human rights were being trampled by their mask policy.

This week we want your team name to be a human right you would like to lay claim to.

Article 31 of the International Charter of the Rights of Selfish Twats ensures that I have the right to drink all the beer in your house.

I can’t believe that crooked mechanic charged me for parts AND labour!

No shirt, no shoes, no service is offensive to my rights as a nudist.

The more petty, dubious, and self serving the better.

Have an interesting week.