This week we want you to be snobs.

Specifically, we want your team name to be something you are a snob about.

If you use margarine instead of butter you are a filthy peasant.

You shouldn’t be allowed to vote if you can’t pass a test on civics.

Cask wine has no business being called wine.

If you can’t change a tire, don’t drive a car.

Everyone is a snob about something. Tell us what you’re a snob about for a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.