Team Name Bonus Point – Week of 26 January 2020

You’ve probably heard of the recent sports rorts, with federal funding being doled out to various projects of marginal benefits. Solar panels for a golf club, new courts for an upmarket tennis club, upgrades for a “struggling” yacht club, all with the vague goals of engaging with the community or improving participation.

Well we don’t want you to miss out on all this government largesse, so for your team name this week, tell us what you’d like to get funding for.

Reduce carbon emissions by buying me a new car.

Funding for a beer sampling festival in my backyard.

Improve community participation with jobs & growth while enhancing national security by… uh… I don’t know, just GIMME GIMME GIMME!

Any project you’d like to be funded will get you a bonus point. The more petty & self-serving the better.

Have an interesting week.

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