Maybe you have tried online dating. Maybe you haven’t.
Either way, this week you will get a bonus point if your team name is something you would put on an online dating profile if you were COMPLETELY honest.
I’m so, so terrified of being alone.
Single guy into girls with low standards.
Let me be your rock bottom.
All my sisters and friends are already married. IT’S NOT FAIR!
Deeply flawed, insecure, and unrealistic man with large fedora collection seeks perfect woman. No fatties. Except for me.