This Week in iQ Trivia – 11 August 2018

Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.


If you won this week, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.


Here’s what you would demand before going on stage. A lot of you have desires that, to be frank, are terrifying.

A single plum floating in perfume served in a man’s hat

Absolutely no phones… even if you’re not using it… if I even see a phone…

The cumulative sum of the 12 Days of Christmas

A bathtub full of fries & a shoe full of aioli

Strawberries with seeds on the side

A room full of puppies to play with

A giant chocolate fountain & personal message from the President

Demand a National Energy Plan before going on stage

Ilya’s mum not to be mentioned at trivia

Bill is our opening act

Bill must wear a sexy Bagpuss outfit on Tuesdays

I need to see Bill naked

Lines of coke from my dressing room to the stage

Blow jobs from Donald Trump

Blow jobs from a midget dressed as Darth Vader

A blow job but not a good one

A team of fluffers

Almonds with the titties still attached so I can get my maid to milk them and make my organic almond milk room temperature

Tastefully nude dwarves playing Twister

The sweet nectar of 14 virgins & the blood of 8 children

Pick all the salt off my pretzels

Fanned by George Clooney

You can only address me in song

Unicorn cheeseburgers

Sushi made by white people

A public servant to pick up my dog’s poo

10 20 grams of magic beans


Jubilant Pub

Engorged Mother Tiger

Shiny Constantinople House

Tired Trivia Host

Stingy Badger

Surly Prostate


One of our players nearly had a heart attack out of delight when we asked a bonus question about a brand of beer that was coincidentally also the name of her son.

When we asked about Barbra Streisand lyrics, one team told us that people who need people “are not tainted by the depressing reality of our petty existence.”

A team of SBS employees took a disturbingly long time to remember that Lee Lin Chin had retired.

Muhammad Ali & Sonny Liston were described as Muhammad Ali & Black Rocky.

After being the only team missing out on a point with the dilemma question, two friends proceeded to yell at each other throughout the rest of the answers. We’re not sure if they are still friends.

See you next week.

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