This Week in iQ Trivia – 2 May 2020
Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.
If you won, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.
You had a lot of petty complaints about the Coronavirus.
Can’t heckle trivia hosts in person
The help are complaining about coming into work
Wishing the COVID Safe app was secure… like TikTok
My artisan gluten free muffin mix is not in stock
Losing track of current fashion trends
I can’t go to the gym I never go to anyway
I can’t separate introvert life from quarantine life
My annual trip to Italy has been cancelled
I have to smash my own avocado
There’s no longer any meaning to my weekend
Face ID doesn’t work with a mask
I’ve got a sore bum from working at home
I need to walk down two steps to pick up my parcel deliveries
Noone can smell my farts in a videoconference
My cat isn’t impressed with my one man theatre show
I can only walk around the lake at night because there are too many people during the day
The disposable cutlery that comes with my takeaway food is too flimsy
The brothels are closed
There’s no sausage sizzle at Bunnings anymore
No fresh mangoes
I can’t steal toilet paper when I’m working from home
I can’t find my favourite brand of TP
Uber Eats keeps delivering my food to the people next door
It’s raining in my home gym
My toenails need cutting
I cut my own fringe and it’s crooked
My regrowth is outta control
People know the real colour of my hair
My massage voucher may expire
I can’t get free beer from trivia vouchers
Cytokine Beer Candle
Someone nearly guessed that vodka contains arsenic. If you’re drinking arsenic with your vodka, you REALLY shouldn’t.
As a public service announcement, if we’ve asked a bonus question that involved the clues of Treblinka Commandant, Auschwitz guard, and Old man in ghetto, it just feels kind of inappropriate to get the right answer and immediately react with a happy face emoji.
We’ve been doing a lot of corporate shows, and have noted that there’s a lot more trash talk and attempted bribing of our hosts than we normally get.
Twice this week, our hosts made the faux pas of posting the answer to a bonus question when posting the question. Not matter. We came up with a supplementary question on the spot.
See you next week.