This Week in iQ Trivia – 2 May 2020

Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.


If you won, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.


You had a lot of petty complaints about the Coronavirus.

Can’t heckle trivia hosts in person

The help are complaining about coming into work

Wishing the COVID Safe app was secure… like TikTok

My artisan gluten free muffin mix is not in stock

Losing track of current fashion trends

I can’t go to the gym I never go to anyway

I can’t separate introvert life from quarantine life

My annual trip to Italy has been cancelled

I have to smash my own avocado

There’s no longer any meaning to my weekend

Face ID doesn’t work with a mask

I’ve got a sore bum from working at home

I need to walk down two steps to pick up my parcel deliveries

Noone can smell my farts in a videoconference

My cat isn’t impressed with my one man theatre show

I can only walk around the lake at night because there are too many people during the day

The disposable cutlery that comes with my takeaway food is too flimsy

The brothels are closed

There’s no sausage sizzle at Bunnings anymore

No fresh mangoes

I can’t steal toilet paper when I’m working from home

I can’t find my favourite brand of TP

Uber Eats keeps delivering my food to the people next door

It’s raining in my home gym

My toenails need cutting

I cut my own fringe and it’s crooked

My regrowth is outta control

People know the real colour of my hair

My massage voucher may expire

I can’t get free beer from trivia vouchers


Cytokine Beer Candle

Crusty Jazz

Pink Bill

Sickly Wine

Fanatical Book

Epileptic Mountain


Someone nearly guessed that vodka contains arsenic. If you’re drinking arsenic with your vodka, you REALLY shouldn’t.

As a public service announcement, if we’ve asked a bonus question that involved the clues of Treblinka Commandant, Auschwitz guard, and Old man in ghetto, it just feels kind of inappropriate to get the right answer and immediately react with a happy face emoji.

We’ve been doing a lot of corporate shows, and have noted that there’s a lot more trash talk and attempted bribing of our hosts than we normally get.

Twice this week, our hosts made the faux pas of posting the answer to a bonus question when posting the question. Not matter. We came up with a supplementary question on the spot.

See you next week.

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