This Week in iQ Trivia – 29 February 2020

Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.


If you won, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.


We are very interested in hearing your misspelled songs. (Warning, there will be some salty language.)

My Corona (several times)

I got flu babe

Every breast you take

My fart will go on

Two strong farts

It’s a beautiful gay

Electric boobs, B B B Benny and the Chest

Another one bites the bust

New York, concrete jungle wet dream tomato

Under the fridge

Tony Danza

Smells like spleen spirit

Poops, I did it again

Sweet hole Alabama

I wanna duck you like an animal

Uptown f*ck you up

Truly, manly, deeply

Like a sturgeon

Motel California

Hit me with your best shit

Happy birthday to poo

Shit me baby one more time

Baby shart doo doo doo doo doo doo

Come in Eileen

C#nt tree roads

Dark side of the poon

Don’t let your son go down on me


Vague Penis

Bouncing Dog

Smokey Bird

Grumpy Ship

Mouldy Government

Dying Pants

Clean Elephant Fallopian Tubes

Funny Dog

Big Headed Beer


The Impossible Dream by Elvis was given as “The Improbable Dream”.

When we asked about inscriptions on British coins, one player who had been there recently went digging through her change looking for one with the right inscription only to come up empty handed. (You never known when looking at coins might pay off.)

We asked about versions of Masterchef, and one of our teams came up with Junior Masterchef, Celebrity Masterchef, and Masterchef Accurate Payroll.

We asked a question about religion, and one team gave us “that Indian one”. First of all, you’re thinking of Hinduism, and second, the Talmud is associated with Judaism.

And someone left their shoes at trivia. Look, we know trivia can be so absorbing that you can lose track of everything else, but dammit man! You’ve GOT to remember your shoes! Nobody wants them hanging around.

See you next week.

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