This Week in iQ Trivia – 8 August 2020

Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.


If you won, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.


There are a lot of new rights you discovered.

I assert my right to have others wear masks in my presence

“Don’t Feed the Ducks” is discriminatory against me, a duck

I have the right to drink vodka at work

Under the mi-goreng code, if I’m drunk at your house you have to give me noodles

The right to spread disinformation about 5G while using a 5G connected device

What do you mean I need to work to get money

I have the right to be stupid

Gonna poop on the Constitution, because my power is absolute!

Our Right to See Our Victorian Team Member

The right to NBN that doesn’t suck

Article 42 of the sweet tooth convention = give me all the lactose free ice cream

It’s my right, it’s now or never. I ain’t gonna live forever. I’m just gonna live while I’m alive

Article 31 of the UDHR entitles me to fast internet

I can’t wear a mask because it will ruin my lipstick

Clipping toenails in the library

I reserve my right to answer my phone in the cinema

Right to answer the door without pants

Barefoot on a bus

Putting On the Safety Bar on a Roller Coaster Violates my Freedom of Movement

I don’t know a good team name but give me a bonus point anyway just for being me


Deep Fried Velvet

Throbbing Moist Toilet

Slippery House

Hard Batman

Scot-Free Penguin

Contagious Alexander Hamilton

Sesquipedalian Squid

Incompetent Espionage


We asked for the characters in Jurassic Park that said the most lines, and one team proposed “the T-Rex”. Well, we didn’t specify human characters.

Auto-complete can be tricky when playing trivia online. Especially when your answer to a question on Charles Dickens is “A Tale of Two Citruses”.

And because we had to cancel a live show the morning of the show, at the replacement online show we awarded 100 bonus points to the team that made a point of booking a table at the cancelled, to thank them for doing their part to keep trivia going. If you’re planning to attend one of our live shows, MAKE SURE YOU BOOK A TABLE!

See you next week.

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